Quotes

Spontaneous. I know, but technically that should be my middle name, so we're good.

This post shall contain my favorite random quotes. Tehehe.

Here we go! Ashton, these first few are for you:
Spencer Reid: You should see what comes up when you type "death" into a search engine.
Derek Morgan: No wonder you can't find a date.

Derek Morgan: Reid, are you good with this? We've got a woman who's only got a few hours left to live, an incomplete profile and a Unit Chief on the verge of a nervous breakdown.
[Gideon comes in from behind him]
Jason Gideon: They don't call them nervous breakdowns anymore.
Spencer Reid: It's called a "Major Depressive Episode."


Reid: I don't know everything. I mean, despite the fact that you think I do.
Morgan: I never said that. When have I ever said that?
Reid: Every day since I met you.
Elle: This morning at breakfast.
Hotchner: Yesterday when he beat you at cards.

Reid: (discussing chopsticks) It’s absolutely incredible, 1.3 billion people stay nourished because of these things.

Reid: You should have listened to me.
Morgan: It wouldn't have saved that much time, Reid, let it go.
Reid: The interchange between the 405 and the 101 freeways is consistently rated the worst interchange in the entire world.
Morgan: Why do you know that?
Reid: The government report.
Morgan: So what?
Reid: So you work for the government, you don't read the reports?
Morgan: On traffic patterns in a city 2,500 miles from where I live?
Reid: 2,295 miles.
Morgan: Don't make me smack you in front of all these people.

Reid: A psycho with a whistle. That's not weird...

Morgan: Don't make me spank you
Reid: Don't listen to him Garcia hes all talk(Morgan smacks him) Ow! JJ he just hit me
JJ:Boys behave or I'll ground you both

Rossi: (JJ leaves the room) We didn't have that ten years ago...
Hotch: What do you mean?
Rossi: Communications coordinator

Hotch: You guys can catch up on the jet
Reid: Oh yeah, that'd be great
Rossi: The jet?
Hotch: We have a jet now
Rossi: Seriously?
Hotch: Yeah (I almost put yesh...hehe) comes in handy

Hotch: My team? Let me tell you about my team. Agent Morgan fought to protect his identity from the very people who could save him. Why? Because trust has to be earned, and there are very few people he truly trusts. Reid's intellect is a shield which protects him from his emotions, and at the moment his shield is under repair. Prentiss overcompensates because she doesn't yet feel she is part of the team. She needn't worry. Everyday, Agent Jareau fields dozens of requests for our team, and every night she goes home hoping she's made the right choices. Garcia fills her office with figurines and color to remind herself to smile as the horror fills her screens. And Agent Gideon in many ways is damned by his profound knowledge of others which is why he shares so little of himself, yet he pours his heart into every case we handle.

Hotch: This is Special Agent Spencer Reid.
Gideon: Doctor Reid
Hotch: Doctor Reid, our expert in just about everything.

Hotch: Well, I wouldn't have kept kicking you, I was afraid you didn't get my plan.
Reid: I got your plan the minute you moved the hostages out of my line of fire.
Hotch:Well, I hope I didn't hurt you too badly.
Reid:Hotch, I was a twelve-year-old child prodigy in a Las Vegas public high school. You kick like a nine-year-old girl.

Hehe so, more than a few, but that's okay.

Now we go to A Very Potter Musical!
Harry: She's supermegafoxyawesomehot!

Draco: "You know, they don't even have dances at Pigfarts. All of the noise would disturb Rumbleroar's slumbering cubs."

Harry: "Harry Potter loves Zac Efron more than anyone else on the planet."

Draco: "Now you're just being cute. I CAN'T GO TO PIGFARTS. IT'S ON MAAARS, YOU NEEED A ROCKETSHIP. Do you have a rocketship, Potter? I bet you do. You know, not all of us inherited enough money to buy out NASA when our parents died; Look at this. Rocketship Potter. Starkid Potter. Moooonshoes Potter. TRAVERSING THE GALAXY FOR INTERGALATIC TRAVELS TO PIGFARTS."

Harry: Hey Malfoy, tell you what, I'll let you switch dragons with me. I'll give you the chance to switch dragons with me, Ill give you that opportunity.
Malfoy: Ahh, let me think about it... no.
Harry: I'll give you my gushers!
Malfoy: Oh... no, no. I have a fruit by the foot.
Harry: I'll throw in my teddy grahams with the gushers, you can make little teddy graham sandwiches.
Malfoy: Alright... you throw in that pack of Bugles and you got yourself a deal.
Harry: ... Absolutely not.

Voldemort : You'd think killing people would make them like you, but it doesn't, it just makes them dead!

Neville "Shlongbottom" Longbottom: (reading Dumbledore's will) The house cup goes to Gryffindor, Hogwarts goes to Harry Potter, my chocolate factory goes to Charlie, and Toon Town goes to the toons!

Dumbledore: "What would Zac Efron say at a time like this? 'We're all in this together!'"

Draco: "Hey Goyle, who do you think is the ugliest girl in school?"
Goyle: "Uh... Oh! Buckbeak, for sure."
Draco: "Crabbe?"
Crabbe: "Uh, Winky the House Elf."
Draco: (nods appreciatively) Good one. Obscure!

Cedric: Hufflepuffs are particularly good finders
Dumbledore: What's a Hufflepuff?

Snape: "Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff - "
Cedric: "Find!"
Snape: "What!?"

Voldemort (took tap dancing lessons and is showing off): my one little foot... click click click

Snape: A portkey can be any seemingly harmless object, such as a football or a dolphin!

Annnnd onto A Very Potter Sequel

Lupin: With you little stallions as my team there's no way we're losing to Slytherin, Ravenclaw, or... Jigglypuff.

Ron: Oh, us? We're the back-up deatheaters. The union sent us over.
Lucius: Curious. What union?
Ron: The one for deatheaters...?
Lucius: Mm hmm,...Mm hmm I'm familiar.
Ron: Oh, ok.

Snape: That's absurd!
Lupin: You're absurd!
Snape: What! Say that to my face!
Lupin: YOU'RE ABSURD!
Snape: THAT'S ABSURD!!

Ron: Redvines: What can't they do?

Lupin: Trust me Harry, no one at Hogwarts hates you.
Snape: WHAT THE DEVIL IS GOING ON HERE?!?!?

Snape: "I can tell just by not talking to you, that your a no good nobody like your father."

Lucius: Draco! You danced! I finally taught you something!
Draco: No, I learned that from the centaurs

Draco: My name is Draco Malfoy. I am a racist, I despise gingers and mudbloods, I hate Gryffindor House and my parents work for the man who killed your parents... Do you want to be my friend?

Lupin: How much no proof is there now? Ah-ah! *throws down corpse* What you're looking at is the corpse of Peter Petigrew. The man thought to be killed by Sirius years ago! Can I get a time of death on this please?
Neville: Well I'm no coroner but, uh, looks like he was killed about ten minutes and, uh, thirty-six seconds ago.
Lupin: Thanks Neville. How could Sirius have killed him years ago if he's only been dead for ten and a half minutes?
Molly: Yeah! Why does he look all FRESHLY bloody. And MANGLED... And DIRTY.
Arthur: Yeah! How'd he end up like that. Lupin!
Molly: Yeah! Lupin!
Lupin: Yes! Probably the work...of that infamous Hogwarts...Jaguar.
Dumbledore: Makes sense to me!
Lupin: Yes! The Hogwarts jaguar... Responsible for so much property damage to Hogwarts this year! Especially in my office... *cough*cough* *deep voice* Lupin shouldn't have to pay for that...*regular voice* Yes...Who said that? ...Probably that jaguar! Bless his soft adorable paws that he trips over when he's running to fast....

Lupin: To produce a patronus all you need is a happy thought
Students: Any happy little thought?

Ummm. Yes. I am a nerd.

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